In the mind of a Insane goth chick
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cool, so the bacon burns, the burger doesnt get crispy on the outside at all, and to finish it off, biting into it is like having chester cheetah nut in your mouth fantastic
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These children’s shows made a lot of really adult jokes.
stephanie’s laying down those sick burns
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do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
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- Goldilocks and the Three Bears
- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs/Sleeping Beauty
- Little Red Riding Hood
- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"
oh shut the fuck up
date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute
not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks
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Something is wrong with me
I have a super crush in my coworker at work but I don’t think he even notices me. I think he thinks of me as one of the guys because he can we talk about how hot girls are around me and it crushes me.
- me when my hair and makeup looks really bad:i can't go on this way
- me:not as I am today
- me:the ugly side of me is strong
the egg struggle
But what about the lone egg?
Some people are just mean.
Whether you’re kind or sweet or gentle or whatever, not everyone will be nice to you. Even if you’re not doing anything to them, they will still find a way to ruin you. You’d like to ask “why” but you will realize that these mean people are just hurt and they’re too weak to find a way not to be hurt anymore so they just try to be a jerk to others.
You’ll just have to deal with them in a nice way. You’ll never know how your kind actions can change them.
im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop????????????????
Did you say yes
tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y
a modern love story
Hey everyone. My dogs went missing yesterday sept 9th between the hours of 3-6 pm. Midnight(left) is a chihuahua-dachshund mix. Black with whiye patch on his chest. He wears a blue collar. Bailey is a chow-mastif-lab mix he also has a white patch on his chest. Bailey is much bigger than he is in this photo, hopefully they are together. #Lilburn #Norcross #lost #dog #lostdog #gwinnett #beaverruin #lostpet #pet (at Norcross)
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I am eighteen. I absolutely LOOOOOVE Yaoi!!!!!and if you got a problem with it then go get fucked in the ass...hehehe. I am weird in everyway possible and i love being that way.Thats all you'll learn about me...i like being mysterious...